time,

been 5 years and 1 month, not quite sure if there has been a change on teh work front!
phew!... i think that's where this story will begin.

Stanley Kabia's Blog: absurdity

Stanley Kabia's Blog: absurdity

absurdity

Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.

Rhyme

Ding dong, bell,
Pussy's in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Green.
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.

Zomaili Air

“Zis is your Cabten Haridi welcoming both zeated and ztanding
bassengers on board of Somalia Air. We abologize for za four days delay in
taking off, was due to bad weazer and some overtime I had to but in
at Eastleigh Miraa debot. Zis is flight 717 to Mogadishu Airbort.
Landing Zere is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
Somalia, and if luck is in our favour, we may be landing on your
village!
Somalia air has an excellent safety record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high Zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!
It is wiz bleasure I announce zat starting zis year, over 30 bara
cent of our bassengers have reached zeir

destinations.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on bassengers reguest , we
can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are feeling
combortable!
We regret to inform you zat todays in flight movie will not be
shown as we forget to record it from za television. However , for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kenya airways, where
zere movie will be visible from za right side of za cabin window.
Zere is no smoking allowed in zis airblane . Any smoke you see in za
cabin is only za early warning system on za engines telling us to
slow down!
In order to catch imbortant landmarks, we try to fly as close as
bossible for za best view. If, however we go a little too close, do
let us know . Our enzusiastic co bilot sometimes flies srough za
land mark!
Kindly

be zeated , keeb your zeats in an ubright bosition for take
off and fazten your zeatbelt. For zose of you who cant find a
zeatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to za arm of your zeat!
And for zose of you who cant find a zeat, do not hezitate to get
in touch wiz za stewardess who will exblain how to fasten yourzelf
to your zuitcase!
Zanking you all for choosing Somalia air to fly for za first and
last time, I wish you a nice flight wiz Somalia air.
Regards from......... Cabten”